February 19, 2006

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Quack, Gobble, Squeak, Roar, etc. The damnedest t...

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Quack, Gobble, Squeak, Roar, etc.The damnedest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up and this enormous turtle was lying in my bed. I knew things had gotten a little crazy last nite, but I just couldn't remember a thing about taking a 500 pound turtle home with me. First time for everything, I...