Quack, Gobble, Squeak The damnedest thing happene...

Quack, Gobble, SqueakThe damnedest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up and this enormous turtle was lying in my bed. I knew things last night had gotten a little crazy last nite, but I just couldn't remember a thing about taking a 500 pound turtle home with me. First time for everything, I...