Quack, Gobble, Squeak, Roar, etc. The damnedest t...

Quack, Gobble, Squeak, Roar, etc.The damnedest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up and this enormous turtle was lying in my bed. I knew things had gotten a little crazy last nite, but I just couldn't remember a thing about taking a 500 pound turtle home with me. First time for everything, I...